Why Did the Chicken Cross the road?

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? (Overheard yesterday at U3A)
It depends who you ask.

Obama said: Listen, this is America! Anyone born in America has the opportunity to seek the very best side of the road even if its birth certificate only says “born in Hawaii”.

Bill Clinton said: Why ask me? Read my lips! I did NOT have a road crossing experience with that chicken!

Hillary said: I have criss-crossed that road hundreds of times with many chickens. That is why ALL chickens look to me for guidance.

Dick Cheney said: Just give me ten minutes alone with the chicken…

Colonel Sanders said: You mean there was one I missed!

Donald Trump: Another lie from Crooked Hillary! How many times do I need to tell you?  It was just locker room bantam!

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